"I did not intend to get this drunk"

Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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a-f0x:

2ct7:

Holds a mcdonalds French fry like a cigarette

””“”It’s a metaphor”“”“

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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